Hang on a Mo!

Harold hated finding hymns,

He’d hear “Hymn 92”

But by the time he’d found the page

They’d all but sung it through.

To find the collects or the psalms,

Like hymns, took Harold ages.

Others stood while Harold sat

And fumbled through the pages.

So, be you bishop, canon, vicar,

Curate, priest or rector,

For Harold’s sake go out and get

An overhead projector.