Misleading Advice

Snippets of misleading advice for tourists visiting Britain.

Engage with the British wry sense of humour in airport queues with such quips as ‘I’d love to put a bomb under this lot.’

Impress British teenagers with by congratulating them on their use of countless similes in a single sentence.

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